Thursday, November 27, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Docs Out

Lindsay Lohan must be feeling a little run-down right about now.

The past couple of weeks have been hectic for the 22-year-old actress. She shuttled between Paris and London, accompanying her lady-love, 31-year-old DJ Samantha Ronson, on Ronson's European tour. (Sam performs at Crimson at Sax Hotel in Chicago tonight.)

She attended the opening of a luxury resort in Dubai, and possibly added to the volatility of the Middle Eastern region.

And, most distressingly, she was pelted with flour by an animal-rights fanatic while entering the VIP club in Paris.

Once back on American soil, LiLo made a beeline to the nearest medical professional.

Lohan was seen leaving a medical building in Beverly Hills yesterday, sparking speculation about the part-time actress's well-being.

Maybe Linds, who's been physically and professionally depleted of late, was getting a B-12 shot?

Or perhaps Lohan, who was spotted at a psychiatrist's office in Santa Monica earlier this month with Ronson, has decided that couples' therapy is best when augmented with individual treatment.

Either way, it's nice to see that Lindsay is seeking the cure for what ails her from licensed professionals, instead of a practitioner whose "office" consists of a beeper, a lightweight scale, and a box of plastic baggies.

5 Million Join Nicole Kidman To End Violence Against Women



While in New York for the premiere of Australia, Nicole Kidman popped over to the United Nations, where she spoke at a press conference to discuss UNIFEM's Say No to Violence against Women campaign.

Since it's launch a year ago, the campaign has added over 5 million supporters who have added their signatures to be presented to UN Secretary-General Ban-Ki moon on the International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women.

We agree with Nicole! And our first order of business will be to put an end to the heinous practice of jabbing women in the faces with needles to inject them with Botulism. These kind of attacks must be stopped.

OK, that was a low blow to lay on a humanitarian like Nicole. But it was impossible to resist.

brit on tour to promote circus

As my blog readers near and far prepare to break bread with family and indulge in insane caloric content, reflect and be thankful for all the exciting things coming up from Britney Spears: album, 27th birthday, MTV tell-alls and the like.

Also, applaud her for how she's spending her Thanksgiving, by giving legions of foreign fans a performance!

On Monday, the Britster left with father Jamie Spears and manager Larry Rudolph to begin International Circus promotion.

After a quick stop in Germany, she heads to France for an appearance on variety show Star Academy, then a jaunt to jolly England for Simon Cowell's X Factor.

There's something classy and throwback about the out-of-town tryout. Brit will wisely work out any kinks abroad; when she brings it for the December 2 American record release, look forward to flawless execution.

In the meantime, don't miss my blog's full coverage of Britney's European jaunt, the November 30 debut of Britney: For the Record and everything else related to the stars.

Suri Cruise + Cupcakes = Sweetness Overload


Proud papa Tom Cruise claims that even though he would like to shield his dress-loving daughter Suri Cruise from media scrutiny, her friendly personality makes it difficult to keep her away from the cameras.

Tom told Australian mag Grazia that the paparazzi shots of his well-coiffed toddler are "incredible" and added, "As a parent you protect your children but Suri is a very open and warm child and she will just wave to people on the street."

But you have to keep an eye on that Suri. She'll lure you in with her chocolate-covered smile, only to gut you like a fish in no time flat if you cross her.

fashion forward sarah parker with valentino




Fashion forward Sarah Jessica Parker attended the New York City Ballet's Opening Night Celebration with famed fashion designer and obvious Chernobyl survivor Valentino probably getting whatever the hell that is caked on his face all over her outfit. Sweet jesus, if you squeeze him you get something healthy to drink at breakfast, full of vitamin C!

Note the way she's standing as far from him as possible without appearing rude. Whatever that substance is, it is not going to come off that designer dress she's wearing.

Barack n' roller SJP has now learned that there's a price to cozying up to vintage fashion designers for access to their vaults.

kate winslet spills out secrets








Kate Winslet Talks Fat, Nudity & Nabbing a [Bleeping] Oscar
'Once a fat kid, always a fat kid,' sighs the lovely Kate; plus, the Jolie-Pitts go trick-or-treating; romance rumblings galore with Jen & John, Sienna & Balthazar and lots more ...
Posted Nov. 3, 2008

Kate Winslet may have five Oscar nominations, effortless gorgeousness and a happy home life, but she admits she still has to contend with her chubby inner child.


(©Vanity Fair)

"This is going to sound really weird, but I never had a desire to be famous," the sublime actress tells the December issue of Vanity Fair, which features her on the cover in her most sultry, skin-teasing Catherine Deneuve-inspired pose (check out more shots from the spread here). "I never had huge ambitions -- never. ... I was fat. I didn't know any fat famous actresses."

Winslet, 33, who in her teens once tipped the scales at close to 200 pounds, concedes that she "just did not see myself in that world at all, and I'm being very sincere. You know, once a fat kid, always a fat kid. Because you always think that you just look a little bit wrong or a little bit different from everyone else. And I still sort of have that."

It's a feeling that apparently tends to bubble up when she sees stylish types teetering on stilettos.

"I often look at women who wear great jeans and high heels and nice little T-shirts wandering around the city and I think, 'I should make more of an effort. I should look like that,'" figures Kate, before common sense takes over. "But then I think, 'They can't be happy in those heels.'"

The actress, who is married to director Sam Mendes and is mom to Mia, 8, and Joe, 5, approaches the maintenance of her enviable figure with the same pragmatic attitude.

"Everyone can commit to 20 minutes," she says of her workout regimen, "especially if there's a glass of Chardonnay afterwards."

It's a tip Winslet would probably share with the other parents at her kids' school, if she could overcome the feeling that they're sizing her up instead of trusting Us Weekly's tagline that stars really are "just like us."

"You know why I fear people's judgment? Because I know they're judging. I know they are," she observes. "You know, these mothers are going to read this article and they're all absolutely great, but I know when I walk into that classroom in the morning, even if it's for a split second, at some point I'm being checked out. And some of them will even say to me, 'OK, what's the secret with the skin?' At which point I'm like, 'Oh my God, there's no secret. I have makeup on. And by the way, since I turned 30, I've had an acne problem on my chin. I'm just like everybody else -- I just know how to cover it. If you'd like me to show you how, I'd be more than happy.'"


Kate poses with Leonardo DiCaprio at an Oscar afterparty last year. (©WireImage.com)

Still, one judgment she's sure to welcome is from her "king of the world"-spouting "Titanic" leading man Leonardo DiCaprio, with whom she's reteamed for the Mendes-directed "Revolutionary Road."

The actor, who's apparently over that whole "you sent me to a watery grave even though I'm pretty sure there was room on that wooden board you were floating on" thing, declares Winslet "the most talented actress of her generation."

And with Oscar buzz building for her "Revolutionary" role, not to mention her turn opposite Ralph Fiennes in the post-World War II drama "The Reader," Winslet is up front about her desire to claim a little bald naked gold guy of her very own.

"Do I want it? You bet your [bleeping] ass I do!" she enthusiastically acknowledges. "I think that people assume that I don't care or don't want it or don't need it or something. It's hard to be there five times, and I'm only human, you know? But I don't go home and cry, because we're all grown-ups here."

Funnily enough, one Academy Award winner who did her crying onstage as she collected her statue has revealed a desire to be more like Kate.

"[She's] always naked, sitting on a toilet, running buck-naked. She's free," Halle Berry gushes to Elle. "I want to be the kind of actress who can really be comfortable with my body like that."

But that on-camera comfort doesn't come easy.

"I know that in order to do my job as truthfully as I can -- because to me that's everything -- you really have to not give a [bleep] [about what people think]," explains Winslet. "You have to be prepared to look stupid and you have to be prepared to walk around naked in front of a crew of people you've never met before and may never see again. And it is scary."

And that may be why her personal wants tend to be refreshingly simple.

"I need to be looked after," Kate tells the magazine. "I'm not talking about diamond rings and nice restaurants and fancy stuff --- in fact, that makes me uncomfortable. I didn't grow up with it and it's not me, you know?"

What she does need is "someone to say to me, 'Shall I run you a bath?' or 'Let's go to the pub, just us.' I mean, the things that make me happiest in the whole world are going on the occasional picnic, either with my children or with my partner," she notes. "Big family gatherings, and being able to go to the grocery store -- if I can get those things in, I'm doing good."

A Starlet Dumps Her Closeted Ex he could be as rumoured ronaldo

A Starlet Dumps Her Closeted Ex
November 26, 2008



What attention craving starlet dumped her ex for playing for the other team (or he may just like girls and boys)? While rifling through his closet at the tattooed guy's home, the starlet stumbled upon a few XXX DVD's that featured all male casts. She dropped him the next day.

Britney Spears No Longer An American Tragedy



Before heading out to Europe, Britney Spears sat down with Rolling Stone for an interview. On the cover of the magazine, a smiling Britney laughs with the words, "Yes she can! Britney Returns" next to her big grin.

A far cry from the piece written about the pop star from February this year, Britney talked about her early bedtime, her relationship with children and her experiences dating post-divorce. Britney claims, "I go to bed at, like, 9:30 every night, and I don't go out or anything," likening to herself to "on old person."

Spears was heavily guarded, according to interviewer Jenny Eliscu, who claims that the two were never actually alone together. But that type of protection is par for the course these days, even for dates. On a recent meeting with a suitor, Britney was accompanied by her assistant and manager's colleague.

Hey, whatever keeps her away from the boogeymen.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Obama's address to the U.S.A after win'This Victory Alone Is Not the Change We Seek'

If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible, who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time, who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.

It's the answer told by lines that stretched around schools and churches in numbers this nation has never seen, by people who waited three hours and four hours, many for the first time in their lives, because they believed that this time must be different, that their voices could be that difference.

It's the answer spoken by young and old, rich and poor, Democrat and Republican, black, white, Hispanic, Asian, Native American, gay, straight, disabled and not disabled. Americans who sent a message to the world that we have never been just a collection of individuals or a collection of red states and blue states.

We are, and always will be, the United States of America.

It's the answer that led those who've been told for so long by so many to be cynical and fearful and doubtful about what we can achieve to put their hands on the arc of history and bend it once more toward the hope of a better day.

It's been a long time coming, but tonight, because of what we did on this date in this election at this defining moment, change has come to America.

A little bit earlier this evening, I received an extraordinarily gracious call from Senator McCain.

Senator McCain fought long and hard in this campaign. And he's fought even longer and harder for the country that he loves. He has endured sacrifices for America that most of us cannot begin to imagine. We are better off for the service rendered by this brave and selfless leader.

I congratulate him; I congratulate Governor Palin for all that they've achieved. And I look forward to working with them to renew this nation's promise in the months ahead.

I want to thank my partner in this journey, a man who campaigned from his heart, and spoke for the men and women he grew up with on the streets of Scranton -- and rode with on the train home to Delaware, the vice president-elect of the United States, Joe Biden.

And I would not be standing here tonight without the unyielding support of my best friend for the last 16 years -- the rock of our family, the love of my life, the nation's next first lady -- Michelle Obama.

Sasha and Malia -- I love you both more than you can imagine. And you have earned the new puppy that's coming with us to the new White House.

And while she's no longer with us, I know my grandmother's watching, along with the family that made me who I am. I miss them tonight. I know that my debt to them is beyond measure.

To my sister Maya, my sister Alma, all my other brothers and sisters, thank you so much for all the support that you've given me. I am grateful to them.

And to my campaign manager, David Plouffe -- the unsung hero of this campaign, who built the best -- the best political campaign, I think, in the history of the United States of America.

To my chief strategist, David Axelrod, who's been a partner with me every step of the way.

To the best campaign team ever assembled in the history of politics -- you made this happen, and I am forever grateful for what you've sacrificed to get it done.

But above all, I will never forget who this victory truly belongs to. It belongs to you. It belongs to you.

I was never the likeliest candidate for this office. We didn't start with much money or many endorsements. Our campaign was not hatched in the halls of Washington. It began in the back yards of Des Moines and the living rooms of Concord and the front porches of Charleston. It was built by working men and women who dug into what little savings they had to give $5 and $10 and $20 to the cause.

It grew strength from the young people who rejected the myth of their generation's apathy, who left their homes and their families for jobs that offered little pay and less sleep.

It drew strength from the not-so-young people who braved the bitter cold and scorching heat to knock on doors of perfect strangers, and from the millions of Americans who volunteered and organized and proved that more than two centuries later a government of the people, by the people and for the people has not perished from the Earth.

This is your victory.

And I know you didn't do this just to win an election. And I know you didn't do it for me.

You did it because you understand the enormity of the task that lies ahead. For even as we celebrate tonight, we know the challenges that tomorrow will bring are the greatest of our lifetime -- two wars, a planet in peril, the worst financial crisis in a century.

Even as we stand here tonight, we know there are brave Americans waking up in the deserts of Iraq and the mountains of Afghanistan to risk their lives for us.

There are mothers and fathers who will lie awake after the children fall asleep and wonder how they'll make the mortgage or pay their doctors' bills or save enough for their child's college education.

There's new energy to harness, new jobs to be created, new schools to build, and threats to meet, alliances to repair.

The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep. We may not get there in one year or even in one term. But America, I have never been more hopeful than I am tonight that we will get there.

I promise you, we as a people will get there.

There will be setbacks and false starts. There are many who won't agree with every decision or policy I make as president. And we know the government can't solve every problem.

But I will always be honest with you about the challenges we face. I will listen to you, especially when we disagree. And, above all, I will ask you to join in the work of remaking this nation, the only way it's been done in America for 221 years -- block by block, brick by brick, callused hand by callused hand.

What began 21 months ago in the depths of winter cannot end on this autumn night.

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This victory alone is not the change we seek. It is only the chance for us to make that change. And that cannot happen if we go back to the way things were.

It can't happen without you, without a new spirit of service, a new spirit of sacrifice.

So let us summon a new spirit of patriotism, of responsibility, where each of us resolves to pitch in and work harder and look after not only ourselves but each other.

Let us remember that, if this financial crisis taught us anything, it's that we cannot have a thriving Wall Street while Main Street suffers.

In this country, we rise or fall as one nation, as one people. Let's resist the temptation to fall back on the same partisanship and pettiness and immaturity that has poisoned our politics for so long.

Let's remember that it was a man from this state who first carried the banner of the Republican Party to the White House, a party founded on the values of self-reliance and individual liberty and national unity.

Those are values that we all share. And while the Democratic Party has won a great victory tonight, we do so with a measure of humility and determination to heal the divides that have held back our progress.

As Lincoln said to a nation far more divided than ours, we are not enemies but friends. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection.

And to those Americans whose support I have yet to earn, I may not have won your vote tonight, but I hear your voices. I need your help. And I will be your president, too.

And to all those watching tonight from beyond our shores, from parliaments and palaces, to those who are huddled around radios in the forgotten corners of the world, our stories are singular, but our destiny is shared, and a new dawn of American leadership is at hand.

To those -- to those who would tear the world down: We will defeat you. To those who seek peace and security: We support you. And to all those who have wondered if America's beacon still burns as bright: Tonight we proved once more that the true strength of our nation comes not from the might of our arms or the scale of our wealth, but from the enduring power of our ideals: democracy, liberty, opportunity and unyielding hope.

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That's the true genius of America: that America can change. Our union can be perfected. What we've already achieved gives us hope for what we can and must achieve tomorrow.

This election had many firsts and many stories that will be told for generations. But one that's on my mind tonight's about a woman who cast her ballot in Atlanta. She's a lot like the millions of others who stood in line to make their voice heard in this election except for one thing: Ann Nixon Cooper is 106 years old.

She was born just a generation past slavery, a time when there were no cars on the road or planes in the sky, when someone like her couldn't vote for two reasons -- because she was a woman and because of the color of her skin.

And tonight, I think about all that she's seen throughout her century in America -- the heartache and the hope; the struggle and the progress; the times we were told that we can't, and the people who pressed on with that American creed: Yes, we can.

At a time when women's voices were silenced and their hopes dismissed, she lived to see them stand up and speak out and reach for the ballot. Yes, we can.

When there was despair in the Dust Bowl and depression across the land, she saw a nation conquer fear itself with a New Deal, new jobs, a new sense of common purpose. Yes, we can.

When the bombs fell on our harbor and tyranny threatened the world, she was there to witness a generation rise to greatness and a democracy was saved. Yes, we can.

She was there for the buses in Montgomery, the hoses in Birmingham, a bridge in Selma, and a preacher from Atlanta who told a people that "we shall overcome." Yes, we can.

A man touched down on the moon, a wall came down in Berlin, a world was connected by our own science and imagination.

And this year, in this election, she touched her finger to a screen, and cast her vote, because after 106 years in America, through the best of times and the darkest of hours, she knows how America can change. Yes, we can.

America, we have come so far. We have seen so much. But there is so much more to do. So tonight, let us ask ourselves -- if our children should live to see the next century; if my daughters should be so lucky to live as long as Ann Nixon Cooper, what change will they see? What progress will we have made?

This is our chance to answer that call. This is our moment.

This is our time, to put our people back to work and open doors of opportunity for our kids; to restore prosperity and promote the cause of peace; to reclaim the American dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth, that out of many, we are one; that while we breathe, we hope. And where we are met with cynicism and doubts and those who tell us that we can't, we will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of a people: Yes, we can.

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Thank you. God bless you. And may God bless the United States of America.

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