Thursday, November 27, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Docs Out

Lindsay Lohan must be feeling a little run-down right about now.

The past couple of weeks have been hectic for the 22-year-old actress. She shuttled between Paris and London, accompanying her lady-love, 31-year-old DJ Samantha Ronson, on Ronson's European tour. (Sam performs at Crimson at Sax Hotel in Chicago tonight.)

She attended the opening of a luxury resort in Dubai, and possibly added to the volatility of the Middle Eastern region.

And, most distressingly, she was pelted with flour by an animal-rights fanatic while entering the VIP club in Paris.

Once back on American soil, LiLo made a beeline to the nearest medical professional.

Lohan was seen leaving a medical building in Beverly Hills yesterday, sparking speculation about the part-time actress's well-being.

Maybe Linds, who's been physically and professionally depleted of late, was getting a B-12 shot?

Or perhaps Lohan, who was spotted at a psychiatrist's office in Santa Monica earlier this month with Ronson, has decided that couples' therapy is best when augmented with individual treatment.

Either way, it's nice to see that Lindsay is seeking the cure for what ails her from licensed professionals, instead of a practitioner whose "office" consists of a beeper, a lightweight scale, and a box of plastic baggies.

5 Million Join Nicole Kidman To End Violence Against Women



While in New York for the premiere of Australia, Nicole Kidman popped over to the United Nations, where she spoke at a press conference to discuss UNIFEM's Say No to Violence against Women campaign.

Since it's launch a year ago, the campaign has added over 5 million supporters who have added their signatures to be presented to UN Secretary-General Ban-Ki moon on the International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women.

We agree with Nicole! And our first order of business will be to put an end to the heinous practice of jabbing women in the faces with needles to inject them with Botulism. These kind of attacks must be stopped.

OK, that was a low blow to lay on a humanitarian like Nicole. But it was impossible to resist.

brit on tour to promote circus

As my blog readers near and far prepare to break bread with family and indulge in insane caloric content, reflect and be thankful for all the exciting things coming up from Britney Spears: album, 27th birthday, MTV tell-alls and the like.

Also, applaud her for how she's spending her Thanksgiving, by giving legions of foreign fans a performance!

On Monday, the Britster left with father Jamie Spears and manager Larry Rudolph to begin International Circus promotion.

After a quick stop in Germany, she heads to France for an appearance on variety show Star Academy, then a jaunt to jolly England for Simon Cowell's X Factor.

There's something classy and throwback about the out-of-town tryout. Brit will wisely work out any kinks abroad; when she brings it for the December 2 American record release, look forward to flawless execution.

In the meantime, don't miss my blog's full coverage of Britney's European jaunt, the November 30 debut of Britney: For the Record and everything else related to the stars.

Suri Cruise + Cupcakes = Sweetness Overload


Proud papa Tom Cruise claims that even though he would like to shield his dress-loving daughter Suri Cruise from media scrutiny, her friendly personality makes it difficult to keep her away from the cameras.

Tom told Australian mag Grazia that the paparazzi shots of his well-coiffed toddler are "incredible" and added, "As a parent you protect your children but Suri is a very open and warm child and she will just wave to people on the street."

But you have to keep an eye on that Suri. She'll lure you in with her chocolate-covered smile, only to gut you like a fish in no time flat if you cross her.

fashion forward sarah parker with valentino




Fashion forward Sarah Jessica Parker attended the New York City Ballet's Opening Night Celebration with famed fashion designer and obvious Chernobyl survivor Valentino probably getting whatever the hell that is caked on his face all over her outfit. Sweet jesus, if you squeeze him you get something healthy to drink at breakfast, full of vitamin C!

Note the way she's standing as far from him as possible without appearing rude. Whatever that substance is, it is not going to come off that designer dress she's wearing.

Barack n' roller SJP has now learned that there's a price to cozying up to vintage fashion designers for access to their vaults.

kate winslet spills out secrets








Kate Winslet Talks Fat, Nudity & Nabbing a [Bleeping] Oscar
'Once a fat kid, always a fat kid,' sighs the lovely Kate; plus, the Jolie-Pitts go trick-or-treating; romance rumblings galore with Jen & John, Sienna & Balthazar and lots more ...
Posted Nov. 3, 2008

Kate Winslet may have five Oscar nominations, effortless gorgeousness and a happy home life, but she admits she still has to contend with her chubby inner child.


(©Vanity Fair)

"This is going to sound really weird, but I never had a desire to be famous," the sublime actress tells the December issue of Vanity Fair, which features her on the cover in her most sultry, skin-teasing Catherine Deneuve-inspired pose (check out more shots from the spread here). "I never had huge ambitions -- never. ... I was fat. I didn't know any fat famous actresses."

Winslet, 33, who in her teens once tipped the scales at close to 200 pounds, concedes that she "just did not see myself in that world at all, and I'm being very sincere. You know, once a fat kid, always a fat kid. Because you always think that you just look a little bit wrong or a little bit different from everyone else. And I still sort of have that."

It's a feeling that apparently tends to bubble up when she sees stylish types teetering on stilettos.

"I often look at women who wear great jeans and high heels and nice little T-shirts wandering around the city and I think, 'I should make more of an effort. I should look like that,'" figures Kate, before common sense takes over. "But then I think, 'They can't be happy in those heels.'"

The actress, who is married to director Sam Mendes and is mom to Mia, 8, and Joe, 5, approaches the maintenance of her enviable figure with the same pragmatic attitude.

"Everyone can commit to 20 minutes," she says of her workout regimen, "especially if there's a glass of Chardonnay afterwards."

It's a tip Winslet would probably share with the other parents at her kids' school, if she could overcome the feeling that they're sizing her up instead of trusting Us Weekly's tagline that stars really are "just like us."

"You know why I fear people's judgment? Because I know they're judging. I know they are," she observes. "You know, these mothers are going to read this article and they're all absolutely great, but I know when I walk into that classroom in the morning, even if it's for a split second, at some point I'm being checked out. And some of them will even say to me, 'OK, what's the secret with the skin?' At which point I'm like, 'Oh my God, there's no secret. I have makeup on. And by the way, since I turned 30, I've had an acne problem on my chin. I'm just like everybody else -- I just know how to cover it. If you'd like me to show you how, I'd be more than happy.'"


Kate poses with Leonardo DiCaprio at an Oscar afterparty last year. (©WireImage.com)

Still, one judgment she's sure to welcome is from her "king of the world"-spouting "Titanic" leading man Leonardo DiCaprio, with whom she's reteamed for the Mendes-directed "Revolutionary Road."

The actor, who's apparently over that whole "you sent me to a watery grave even though I'm pretty sure there was room on that wooden board you were floating on" thing, declares Winslet "the most talented actress of her generation."

And with Oscar buzz building for her "Revolutionary" role, not to mention her turn opposite Ralph Fiennes in the post-World War II drama "The Reader," Winslet is up front about her desire to claim a little bald naked gold guy of her very own.

"Do I want it? You bet your [bleeping] ass I do!" she enthusiastically acknowledges. "I think that people assume that I don't care or don't want it or don't need it or something. It's hard to be there five times, and I'm only human, you know? But I don't go home and cry, because we're all grown-ups here."

Funnily enough, one Academy Award winner who did her crying onstage as she collected her statue has revealed a desire to be more like Kate.

"[She's] always naked, sitting on a toilet, running buck-naked. She's free," Halle Berry gushes to Elle. "I want to be the kind of actress who can really be comfortable with my body like that."

But that on-camera comfort doesn't come easy.

"I know that in order to do my job as truthfully as I can -- because to me that's everything -- you really have to not give a [bleep] [about what people think]," explains Winslet. "You have to be prepared to look stupid and you have to be prepared to walk around naked in front of a crew of people you've never met before and may never see again. And it is scary."

And that may be why her personal wants tend to be refreshingly simple.

"I need to be looked after," Kate tells the magazine. "I'm not talking about diamond rings and nice restaurants and fancy stuff --- in fact, that makes me uncomfortable. I didn't grow up with it and it's not me, you know?"

What she does need is "someone to say to me, 'Shall I run you a bath?' or 'Let's go to the pub, just us.' I mean, the things that make me happiest in the whole world are going on the occasional picnic, either with my children or with my partner," she notes. "Big family gatherings, and being able to go to the grocery store -- if I can get those things in, I'm doing good."

A Starlet Dumps Her Closeted Ex he could be as rumoured ronaldo

A Starlet Dumps Her Closeted Ex
November 26, 2008



What attention craving starlet dumped her ex for playing for the other team (or he may just like girls and boys)? While rifling through his closet at the tattooed guy's home, the starlet stumbled upon a few XXX DVD's that featured all male casts. She dropped him the next day.

Britney Spears No Longer An American Tragedy



Before heading out to Europe, Britney Spears sat down with Rolling Stone for an interview. On the cover of the magazine, a smiling Britney laughs with the words, "Yes she can! Britney Returns" next to her big grin.

A far cry from the piece written about the pop star from February this year, Britney talked about her early bedtime, her relationship with children and her experiences dating post-divorce. Britney claims, "I go to bed at, like, 9:30 every night, and I don't go out or anything," likening to herself to "on old person."

Spears was heavily guarded, according to interviewer Jenny Eliscu, who claims that the two were never actually alone together. But that type of protection is par for the course these days, even for dates. On a recent meeting with a suitor, Britney was accompanied by her assistant and manager's colleague.

Hey, whatever keeps her away from the boogeymen.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Obama's address to the U.S.A after win'This Victory Alone Is Not the Change We Seek'

If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible, who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time, who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.

It's the answer told by lines that stretched around schools and churches in numbers this nation has never seen, by people who waited three hours and four hours, many for the first time in their lives, because they believed that this time must be different, that their voices could be that difference.

It's the answer spoken by young and old, rich and poor, Democrat and Republican, black, white, Hispanic, Asian, Native American, gay, straight, disabled and not disabled. Americans who sent a message to the world that we have never been just a collection of individuals or a collection of red states and blue states.

We are, and always will be, the United States of America.

It's the answer that led those who've been told for so long by so many to be cynical and fearful and doubtful about what we can achieve to put their hands on the arc of history and bend it once more toward the hope of a better day.

It's been a long time coming, but tonight, because of what we did on this date in this election at this defining moment, change has come to America.

A little bit earlier this evening, I received an extraordinarily gracious call from Senator McCain.

Senator McCain fought long and hard in this campaign. And he's fought even longer and harder for the country that he loves. He has endured sacrifices for America that most of us cannot begin to imagine. We are better off for the service rendered by this brave and selfless leader.

I congratulate him; I congratulate Governor Palin for all that they've achieved. And I look forward to working with them to renew this nation's promise in the months ahead.

I want to thank my partner in this journey, a man who campaigned from his heart, and spoke for the men and women he grew up with on the streets of Scranton -- and rode with on the train home to Delaware, the vice president-elect of the United States, Joe Biden.

And I would not be standing here tonight without the unyielding support of my best friend for the last 16 years -- the rock of our family, the love of my life, the nation's next first lady -- Michelle Obama.

Sasha and Malia -- I love you both more than you can imagine. And you have earned the new puppy that's coming with us to the new White House.

And while she's no longer with us, I know my grandmother's watching, along with the family that made me who I am. I miss them tonight. I know that my debt to them is beyond measure.

To my sister Maya, my sister Alma, all my other brothers and sisters, thank you so much for all the support that you've given me. I am grateful to them.

And to my campaign manager, David Plouffe -- the unsung hero of this campaign, who built the best -- the best political campaign, I think, in the history of the United States of America.

To my chief strategist, David Axelrod, who's been a partner with me every step of the way.

To the best campaign team ever assembled in the history of politics -- you made this happen, and I am forever grateful for what you've sacrificed to get it done.

But above all, I will never forget who this victory truly belongs to. It belongs to you. It belongs to you.

I was never the likeliest candidate for this office. We didn't start with much money or many endorsements. Our campaign was not hatched in the halls of Washington. It began in the back yards of Des Moines and the living rooms of Concord and the front porches of Charleston. It was built by working men and women who dug into what little savings they had to give $5 and $10 and $20 to the cause.

It grew strength from the young people who rejected the myth of their generation's apathy, who left their homes and their families for jobs that offered little pay and less sleep.

It drew strength from the not-so-young people who braved the bitter cold and scorching heat to knock on doors of perfect strangers, and from the millions of Americans who volunteered and organized and proved that more than two centuries later a government of the people, by the people and for the people has not perished from the Earth.

This is your victory.

And I know you didn't do this just to win an election. And I know you didn't do it for me.

You did it because you understand the enormity of the task that lies ahead. For even as we celebrate tonight, we know the challenges that tomorrow will bring are the greatest of our lifetime -- two wars, a planet in peril, the worst financial crisis in a century.

Even as we stand here tonight, we know there are brave Americans waking up in the deserts of Iraq and the mountains of Afghanistan to risk their lives for us.

There are mothers and fathers who will lie awake after the children fall asleep and wonder how they'll make the mortgage or pay their doctors' bills or save enough for their child's college education.

There's new energy to harness, new jobs to be created, new schools to build, and threats to meet, alliances to repair.

The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep. We may not get there in one year or even in one term. But America, I have never been more hopeful than I am tonight that we will get there.

I promise you, we as a people will get there.

There will be setbacks and false starts. There are many who won't agree with every decision or policy I make as president. And we know the government can't solve every problem.

But I will always be honest with you about the challenges we face. I will listen to you, especially when we disagree. And, above all, I will ask you to join in the work of remaking this nation, the only way it's been done in America for 221 years -- block by block, brick by brick, callused hand by callused hand.

What began 21 months ago in the depths of winter cannot end on this autumn night.

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This victory alone is not the change we seek. It is only the chance for us to make that change. And that cannot happen if we go back to the way things were.

It can't happen without you, without a new spirit of service, a new spirit of sacrifice.

So let us summon a new spirit of patriotism, of responsibility, where each of us resolves to pitch in and work harder and look after not only ourselves but each other.

Let us remember that, if this financial crisis taught us anything, it's that we cannot have a thriving Wall Street while Main Street suffers.

In this country, we rise or fall as one nation, as one people. Let's resist the temptation to fall back on the same partisanship and pettiness and immaturity that has poisoned our politics for so long.

Let's remember that it was a man from this state who first carried the banner of the Republican Party to the White House, a party founded on the values of self-reliance and individual liberty and national unity.

Those are values that we all share. And while the Democratic Party has won a great victory tonight, we do so with a measure of humility and determination to heal the divides that have held back our progress.

As Lincoln said to a nation far more divided than ours, we are not enemies but friends. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection.

And to those Americans whose support I have yet to earn, I may not have won your vote tonight, but I hear your voices. I need your help. And I will be your president, too.

And to all those watching tonight from beyond our shores, from parliaments and palaces, to those who are huddled around radios in the forgotten corners of the world, our stories are singular, but our destiny is shared, and a new dawn of American leadership is at hand.

To those -- to those who would tear the world down: We will defeat you. To those who seek peace and security: We support you. And to all those who have wondered if America's beacon still burns as bright: Tonight we proved once more that the true strength of our nation comes not from the might of our arms or the scale of our wealth, but from the enduring power of our ideals: democracy, liberty, opportunity and unyielding hope.

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That's the true genius of America: that America can change. Our union can be perfected. What we've already achieved gives us hope for what we can and must achieve tomorrow.

This election had many firsts and many stories that will be told for generations. But one that's on my mind tonight's about a woman who cast her ballot in Atlanta. She's a lot like the millions of others who stood in line to make their voice heard in this election except for one thing: Ann Nixon Cooper is 106 years old.

She was born just a generation past slavery, a time when there were no cars on the road or planes in the sky, when someone like her couldn't vote for two reasons -- because she was a woman and because of the color of her skin.

And tonight, I think about all that she's seen throughout her century in America -- the heartache and the hope; the struggle and the progress; the times we were told that we can't, and the people who pressed on with that American creed: Yes, we can.

At a time when women's voices were silenced and their hopes dismissed, she lived to see them stand up and speak out and reach for the ballot. Yes, we can.

When there was despair in the Dust Bowl and depression across the land, she saw a nation conquer fear itself with a New Deal, new jobs, a new sense of common purpose. Yes, we can.

When the bombs fell on our harbor and tyranny threatened the world, she was there to witness a generation rise to greatness and a democracy was saved. Yes, we can.

She was there for the buses in Montgomery, the hoses in Birmingham, a bridge in Selma, and a preacher from Atlanta who told a people that "we shall overcome." Yes, we can.

A man touched down on the moon, a wall came down in Berlin, a world was connected by our own science and imagination.

And this year, in this election, she touched her finger to a screen, and cast her vote, because after 106 years in America, through the best of times and the darkest of hours, she knows how America can change. Yes, we can.

America, we have come so far. We have seen so much. But there is so much more to do. So tonight, let us ask ourselves -- if our children should live to see the next century; if my daughters should be so lucky to live as long as Ann Nixon Cooper, what change will they see? What progress will we have made?

This is our chance to answer that call. This is our moment.

This is our time, to put our people back to work and open doors of opportunity for our kids; to restore prosperity and promote the cause of peace; to reclaim the American dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth, that out of many, we are one; that while we breathe, we hope. And where we are met with cynicism and doubts and those who tell us that we can't, we will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of a people: Yes, we can.

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Thank you. God bless you. And may God bless the United States of America.

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

King of the planet-Barack Obama

he election of Barack Obama, a man who is half black and half white and whose convictions are liberal and democratic, can give us back some of our faith in the United States. It would show that America can draw back from the brink in time and find itself again

The President of the United States is the king of this planet. I live on this planet. Therefore, the election of the President concerns me, too. Very much so.

The President is not the sole ruler of the world. There are other rulers too, albeit less powerful ones. His decisions are subject to many constraints beyond his control. But there is no other person on earth whose decisions have such an impact on our lives.

The eight years of George W Bush can serve as an example. The primitive character of the man, his low intellectual level, his past as a born-again zealot — all these have influenced the state of the world, from his failure in preventing 9/11, through his bloody adventures in Afghanistan and Iraq, to the collapse of the world economy.

But still, every one of us, the citizens of the world who cannot vote in this election, has at least the right to say which of the candidates he or she would prefer in the White House.

I prefer Barack Obama.

Elections are not beauty contests. A wise voter must define the criteria according to which he intends to make his choice.

For me, the main attribute, overshadowing all others, is the ability to quickly recognise major changes when they occur and draw the necessary conclusions without delay.

In the words of the ancient Greek philosopher, “everything flows” — we know that the world does not stand still for a moment. In our time, with the rapid pace of modern life, the changes are quicker and more dramatic then they were 200 years ago. The development of technology, the spread of the internet, globalisation, climate change, the instability of the economy, the currents of human migration, shifts in the world-wide balance of power — these and a thousand other factors ensure that changes will become more and more frequent and more and more radical.

The ability to adapt quickly to new situations is a decisive requirement for a leader. After dealing successfully with the world economic crisis, Franklin Delano Roosevelt reacted rapidly to Pearl Harbour. Winston Churchill recognised before others the danger inherent in Hitler’s ascent to power in Germany. The young and inexperienced John Kennedy dealt decisively with the Cuban missile crisis, which had brought the world to the brink of World War III. Mikhail Gorbachev oversaw the sudden collapse of the Soviet Bloc and avoided world-wide bloodshed. The next American President will be faced right away with an economic crisis that is changing the face of the world.

The President resembles the helmsman of a sailing-boat who has to be ready at every moment for a sudden change of the wind and even for a hurricane.

Which of the two — Barack Obama or John McCain — is better suited for that job? The elderly Republican, who sees himself as the successor of a long row of Admirals and whose spiritual world is stuck in the middle of the 20th century, or the (comparatively) young Democrat, a man of the 21st?

The second test, in my eyes, concerns the character of the candidates. A person can change his opinions, but hardly his character. A solid — but not exaggerated — self-confidence, self-discipline, cool-headedness in a crisis — these will have a large influence on his ability to carry out his duties.

We have seen the two in the great debates. One should not pay too much attention to what was said there — everything said in an election campaign is merely a tool to catch votes. But we saw how the two candidates function under extreme stress. Obama controlled himself admirably. His self-discipline did not falter for a moment. He did not respond to provocations and he kept his cool at all times. McCain was much less in control of himself.

The most important decision the two had to make in the course of the campaign was the choice of a running mate. Since the Vice-President can assume power at a moment’s notice — and there is indeed a significant probability that this may happen — the decision tells us much about the decision maker.

Obama’s decision was responsible and reasonable. He did not choose a brilliant or charismatic person, but someone who is versed in the affairs of state and could assume office without a problem.

McCain’s decision was a scandal that cries to high heaven. It suffices by itself to disqualify him from high office — not because of Sarah Palin’s opinions or her character, but because she is totally incapable of filling the role of President.

The choice testifies to a basic flaw in McCain’s character. He chose her because of the needs of the moment — to revive a flagging campaign and surprise the media, while appealing to the most primitive strata of American society. He jeopardised the future of the country for momentary expediency.

A person who is capable of making such a mistake should not be in a position to lead the most powerful country and to command the strongest military force on earth.

Moreover, the voter must ask himself or herself: if the President suffers a stroke, like Ariel Sharon, or is assassinated, like John F Kennedy — would I prefer to see Biden or Palin in the Oval Office?

As for myself, I shrink back from the very idea of this primitive and venomous demagogue, Sarah Palin, becoming the “Leader of the Free World”.

A third test is the ability to choose aides. This, too, is an important attribute.

A strong leader, confident of himself, chooses highly qualified assistants, people who are prepared to advance independent opinions and contradict the boss to his face. A leader lacking self-confidence surrounds himself with flatterers and yes-men, who tell him only what he wants to hear. John Kennedy surrounded himself with the best and the brightest. George W Bush belongs to the second category.

I judge Israeli leaders by this measure. Yigal Allon, a much admired general and politician, surrounded himself with bright young men, who did not hesitate to interrupt him in mid-speech and contradict him. Menachem Begin was surrounded by people who agreed with his every word.

A strong leader invites disagreement, debate, brainstorming. A leader who only acts strong does not brook any opposition. (Like the ultimate dictator, Adolf Hitler, who broke out in fits of rage if anyone dared to contradict him.)

Politics is a profession by itself. Most politicians have no profound knowledge of other matters, certainly not in the areas in which they have to make fateful decisions — from economics to military strategy. So the choice of the right advisors and the readiness to listen with an open mind, to learn and to think anew are essential qualities. I have the impression that Obama can do it. I am not so sure about McCain.

There is another important consideration to take into account while making the choice: in a week and a half not only will a president be chosen, but also a very large group of senior officials in all areas of government.

In the American system, the new occupant of the White House brings with him thousands of other office-holders, whose equivalents in other countries belong to the permanent civil service. It is easy to imagine the huge difference between those Obama would bring with him and those who would come with McCain.

One should not forget the Supreme Court, which plays a central part in the American system (as it does now in Israel). It is the President who chooses new justices. The appointment of one or two can bring about far-reaching changes.

When one speaks about the election of a President of the United States, it is also very important to consider the candidate’s openness to the wide world.

The United States is not just a country, it’s half a continent. Many of its citizens don’t give a damn about the world outside and don’t want to hear about it. Schoolchildren are unable to place China or Brazil on the map. Like previous empires, the USA sees itself as an island of civilisation in a sea of barbarians. (Just like Ehud Barak, with his Israel as a “villa in the middle of the jungle”.)

George Bush came to the White House with minimal knowledge about the world. John McCain does not know much more. True, he was born in the American military ghetto in Panama and languished for five years in a Vietnamese prison, but that does not make him a citizen of the world.

In this respect, Obama has an advantage unmatched by any previous president. He is the son of a black father who came from Kenya and a white American mother. In his childhood he attended a school in Indonesia. His manifold roots and experience give him much wider horizons. For a new arrival at the White House, that is an important treasure. There are things one cannot learn from others. Personal experience counts.

I must add a subjective remark. I belong to a generation that grew up admiring America. We saw the US as the freest country in the world, an idealistic society, the bastion of democracy and human rights. In two world wars it rushed to the rescue of the opponents of tyranny.

When we had grown up, we found out that it ain’t necessarily so. We saw that the US is like most other states, and worse than some. During the last eight years, the US has presented itself to the world as an arrogant, bullying, primitive and aggressive country that rides roughshod over the human rights of its own and foreign citizens, justifies torture, keeps abominable concentration camps, and the list goes on.

The election of Barack Obama, a man who is half black and half white and whose convictions are liberal and democratic, can give us back some of our faith in the United States. It would show that, as has happened several times in the past, America can draw back from the brink in time and find itself again, as it did at the end of the Joe McCarthy era.

I do not entertain many illusions. I know that even in the best of circumstances, one single person cannot turn such a huge ship around and reverse its direction completely. But even small changes can be of immense importance to the world.

Perhaps, some day, I shall regret every word I have written here. Obama may prove to be a disappointment, and very much so. We cannot know the future. Today we can judge only on the basis of what we know today, according to our impressions and feelings today.

And these tell me: Obama.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

The Web's 10 Weirdest Social Networks



Spot a Potty

Like many networks on Ning, this one might be too specialized. Members post photographs of the toilets found in their homes and in public places -- for no discernible reason. The site should take a page from MizPee.com, the useful public restroom-locating site, and focus less on bathroom décor and more on practical considerations like cleanliness.


Beautiful People

Only applicants deemed beautiful enough by existing members are welcome. To gain access, you need to post self-portraits (including a full-body shot) and leave them up for three days while those on the inside size you up. The tone of the site is Darwinian smug, proudly "separating the hippos from the cheetahs" in the online dating jungle; just one out of 10 applicants makes the cut.


Stache Passions

Do you idolize Rollie Fingers or fantasize about Magnum P.I.? This is the place to be for mustache wearers and the men and women who love them. The mustachioed members divide themselves according the type of stache preferred (Pornstar, Fu Manchu, Dali), and post stache-related videos. The company behind this site, Passions Network Inc., also hosts the popular Goth Passions and the yet-to-catch-on Mime Passions.


Social Anxiety Friends

Yup, this is a social network for people with social anxiety disorder. The goal of this virtual support group is to help its members overcome their disorder, but it actually seems like more incentive to stay inside. The huge virtual arcade is especially popular, but the activities -- barb-wired jump rope, "Ant Burner," "Cubicle Warfare" and one in which you feed babies to alligators -- are decidedly anti-social.


My Free Implants

The icky factor on this "plastic surgery financing" site is high. Under-endowed women post sexy photos and profiles to solicit cash from silicone sugar daddies. Why would anyone give a stranger money for breast implants? It's a pay-to-play format, where the men have to shell out cash to send the women messages. My Free Implants is surprisingly legit: It raised over $1 million for surgical procedures last year.


Myrl

This is a simulated community for the avatars who inhabit virtual worlds like "Second Life" and "Google Lively" -- because why not get one more degree removed from the real world? Human users will be able to post profiles for their avatars and recommend cool places they've stumbled upon in metaverses. The creepiest part: Users build up karma points, and thus a more visible profile on the site, the longer they stay logged on.


Lost Zombies

This network boasts some 1,700 members with overactive imaginations, posing as zombie-hunting vigilantes, survivalists and the undead themselves. Everyone's an amateur George A. Romero on this site, where the exalted art form is a perfectly staged photo or mock radio broadcast documenting a zombie "outbreak."


ZiiTrend

Members post questions and predictions ("Which country will win the most gold medals at the Beijing Olympics?" or "When will Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie break up?") and other users vote on the likely outcome. Inspired by James Surowiecki's pop business tome "The Wisdom of Crowds" and the belief that if you average the uninformed opinions of a bunch of Average Joes, the collective judgment is remarkably accurate.

FarmersOnly

It seems that raking manure and breeding alpacas aren't the best ways to meet hot singles. Enter Farmers Only, a thriving online community of eligible farmers, ranchers and livestock owners. The site bills itself as online dating for country folk -- people whose lives revolve around blue skies, not $4 cups of coffee. FarmersOnly is just one of thousands of specialized dating networks -- for Trekkies, the overweight, celibates and even married people.

Hamsterster

This smelly corner of the Web is devoted to over-parented domestic rodents. The proud owners of Fiona McNibbles, Hammin McSquish, and thousands of other hamsters compare notes -- on how Hammy Heit always tries to escape, Fatty likes lying in bed with the fan blowing on his face, and Nutmeg enjoys dance music with a good beat. A FAQ page addresses such puzzlers as "How do I make another hamster friends with mine?"


10 Ways to Waste Time on the Web



Cartoonbank.com

A paradise for New Yorker fans, Cartoonbank.com offers a multitude of ways to search for present and past cartoons. Also check out those that were deemed too tasteless for publication


Smalltime Industries

The sophisticated pastimes housed at Smalltime Industries include a Dada server (submit personal info and receive a gibberish description), Haiku-O-Matic and an app that guesses what sitcom character or dictator you're thinking of based on your answers to questions.

Spirograph

Manipulate the math and colors at Wordsmith.org's Spirograph page to generate kaleidoscope patterns, ad nauseam.

Homestar Runner

Can you say "cult favorite"? Not only do the weird and wacky animated inhabitants of this site appear in a slew of exceedingly retro-style games (we're talking blocky graphics and text), but they also take on a life of their own in toons, podcasts, downloads and even their own video bios. It's the sort of bizarre creativity that could thrive only online.

Scrabble on Pogo.com

Forget "Scrabulous" and the other non-Hasbro wannabes. Pogo.com has the real thing -- if you're willing to put up with the Subway marketing.

StumbleUpon

A fascinating time sink, StumbleUpon invites you to bump into unexpected treasures. Wander through scads of random sites that other Internet visitors have recommended, in whatever category you choose, simply by clicking a button.

Kongregate

Home of "DesktopTower Defense," "GemCraft," "Sonny" and other free games, Kongregate has good community features, too. If you’re willing to pay, visit Big Fish Games, one of the largest of the casual game sites on the Web. You can spend hours there just checking out the vast array of 60-minute free demos.

Fail Blog

What if you proposed to your sweetie on live television -- and you got turned down? The perfect antidote to cute­ness overload, Fail Blog features tons of still photos and videos of oops moments, such as this ticket on a police car.


MSN Encarta Quiz

Have you secretly dreamed of winning big on "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?" or on "Jeopardy"? Introduce your inner quiz-show contestant to the MSN Encarta quiz page. This Microsoft site provides dozens of self-scoring quizzes on geography, biology, popular culture and everything in between.

Adtunes.com

Adtunes.com is a great place to hang out if you want to identify songs that you’ve heard on "House," in the latest Target ad or pretty much anyplace else in the television universe. I found it particularly useful for figuring out NBC's musical choices in its coverage of the recent Beijing Olympics.

Tv's Worst Actors

In truth, Matthew Fox isn't a terrible actor. But judged against his mostly decent co-stars, this former "Party of Five" star is the only one who is truly lost. Why producers decided to progressively zoom in on Fox's weepy Jack Shephard as the most important survivor of Oceanic 815 is a mystery deeper than those Dharma Initiative bunkers. Clearly, his character's emotional baggage exceeds Fox's carry-on limits
Jennifer Love Hewitt, "Ghost Whisperer"
In "Party of Five," Jennifer Love Hewitt couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. "Ghost Whisperer" proves that she's up for the struggle, although the bag is still winning. As Melinda Gordon, crossing guard for the dead, Hewitt reacts the
same way to the same situation every week. Her eyes well up and her lower lip quivers as she watches the latest ghost tie up its earthly loose ends and move on. Network executives must surely disagree, otherwise her acting career (like her singing career) would have long ago passed into the light
Chad Michael Murray, "One Tree Hill"
As mostly shirtless basketball hero Lucas Scott, Chad Michael Murray proves that good abs can sometimes take you where good acting should. Murray is capable of an emotional range running the gamut from brooding to brooding, and millions of
teenage girls couldn't be happier. Wisely, the producers of the movie "House of Wax" pitted Murray against Paris Hilton in order to make their starlet appear lifelike. It nearly worked. But, in Murray's defense, no one's THAT bad an actor

Some actors don't just get on our collective nerves, they cauterize them. We've compiled a gallery of well-known TV stars who are celebrated for an ability that, frankly, we often just don't see. Some rely on bizarre mannerisms that don't just suspend disbelief -- they beat it to within an inch of its life. Others achieve drama only by sucking in ways that haven't been defined yet.
William Shatner, "Boston Legal"
When I was 8 years old, there was no better actor in the universe than William Shatner. It ... was ... magnificent ... how ... he ... could ... isolate ... thefirstwordsinasentenceandracethroughtherest. Then I grew up and realized that actors aren't
supposed to call attention to their method; they're supposed to make you believe their characters are real. And ... I've ... never ... met ... anyone ... whotalkslikethisinreallife. Sometime during his rocket ride from career bottom ("Rescue 911") to self-aware hipness (his Priceline commercials), the 77-year-old learned to average out the lengths between memorized words. Maybe that's why Shatner now owns two Emmys for portraying Denny Crane, the egomaniacal veteran attorney struggling with shortcomings both in memory and ethics, on "The Practice" and "Boston Legal." Either that, or the Emmys are voted on by 8-year-olds.
The Girls of the New "90210"
The new "90210" thought it could better "Beverly Hills, 90210" with just a few hip updates: a black Brandon (Tristan Wilds), better-looking parents (Rob Estes and Lori Loughlin), and "Gossip Girl"-style dialog. But when two boring classmates from the
original series (Jennie Garth and Shannen Doherty) are more exciting than any of the students at the thick of the melodrama, something's wrong. And that something is the squinting, preening and whining that Shenae Grimes (pictured, left), AnnaLynne McCord and Jessica Stroup (pictured, right) rely upon from week to week.
David Caruso, "CSI: Miami"
It's not David Caruso's fault that the writers of "CSI: Miami" give Lt. Horatio Caine so many campy one-liners. But no one else is to blame for how Caruso chooses to deliver most of them: uttering half a sentence like John Wayne ordering the wagons to
circle, pausing to suavely slip on his sunglasses, then finishing the sentence. It's clear that Caruso, still most famous for trading "NYPD Blue" for a decade of oblivion, has a career self-destructive streak. Too bad that streak is not (sunglasses pause) more interesting to watch
Spencer Pratt, "The Hills"
Some people like to think of Spencer Pratt as manipulative, evil and stupid. But I think of him as just the opposite. He's stupid first, then evil, then manipulative. What he's definitely not is an actor, which is a shame because that's his job. (Sorry,
true believers. The last time I checked, reality didn't come with a script. And if "The Hills" was real in any way, how come its subjects are not celebrities within the show yet?) The Pratt method of acting is to alter the length of one's flesh-colored beard. Short indicates light-to-medium jerkiness. Scraggy indicates the imminent instigation of a major fight for no justifiable reason with Heidi Montag (Heidi Montag). MTV gave birth to reality TV with the terrific "Real World." Does that really give it the right to kill it off, too?
Gillian Anderson, "The X-Files"
As Agent Scully, Gillian Anderson's acting was so bad that even Agent Mulder couldn't believe. It's possible that Anderson doesn't have any dramatic ability. However, it's more likely that she tried for nonchalance, but overshot and achieved nonliving.
As the partner supposedly grounded in science and logic, Anderson's lack of reaction to obviously real ghosts and space aliens always seemed misplaced. She and David Duchovny went together like peanut butter and cheese (or is that macaroni and jelly?).



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Tay Zonday: "Chocolate Rain"

Make no mistake, our next crooner hits all his own notes. Tay Zonday first made a splash with his 2007 smash, "Chocolate Rain."

Zonday's surprisingly deep vocals and seemingly cryptic lyrics resonated with the world, transforming him from student into superstar.

For Zonday -- born Adam Nyerere Bahner -- "Chocolate Rain" opened plenty of doors. The baritone belter popped up on everything from CNN to USA Today and even found himself being imitated by real-world rock stars. Now 26, Zonday is working hard to show that he's no one-hit wonder. He has released more than a dozen Net-driven singles and has expanded his vocal prowess into the world of commercial voice-over work.

"The hardest thing about being an Internet celebrity is you don't get any vacation," he says. "There is no off-season."


Kyle MacDonald: "One Red Paper Clip"

Proof that anything is possible, Kyle MacDonald stepped into the international spotlight when he sought to trade a single red paper clip for a new home back in 2005. After a year of bartering and 14 trades later, MacDonald did it -- swapping a role in a movie for a two-story farmhouse in Canada. His quest was covered by major media outlets and even won MacDonald a spot in the "Guinness Book of World Records" under the heading "Most Successful Internet Trade."
Fast-forward to today, and Kyle's back on the trading block. This time, he's trying to see what kinds of interesting things he can get for the house he worked so hard to earn. "My wife, Dom, and I lived in the red paper clip house for some time and then decided we'd like to live near our families," he says. "We'd like to trade the house because it's kinda sitting empty most of the time, and it'd be great if somebody was in there!" As to his barter options, MacDonald is playing his cards close to the vest. He will reveal only that he has received 300 offers so far. "I'm keeping them all a secret until I make my decision who to trade with," he says.

MacDonald also keeps busy promoting his recent book about the adventure and renovating houses in his Canadian community.


Noah Kalina: "Everyday" Photos

One guy who still keeps careful records is Noah Kalina. Kalina's face became awfully familiar when he started his "Everyday" project back in 2000. He took a photo of himself daily for six years, leading to his popular video, ample attention and even a parody of his endeavor on "The Simpsons."

The daily photos haven't stopped, but a lot of other things have started. Kalina now works as a professional photographer, snapping shots for such publications as New York magazine, Forbes Life, and Blender. "I do a mix of work -- portraits for some magazines, interiors for others," he says. As for the Everyday exhibit, it's currently traveling around the world -- and continuing to grow. The project is now up to eight-and-a-half years' worth of morning mugshots.


Matt Harding: "Dancing Matt"

Traveling and dancing made Matt Harding an Internet superstar. Harding turned his Where the Hell Is Matt? Web site into a worldwide phenomenon by doing little jigs in front of various landmarks worldwide. He released his third and latest video earlier this year.

These days, Harding is still traveling and making videos -- though the dancing doesn't happen as often. "In the rare occasion that I do that, all of a sudden people are waving to me from windows and things like that," he says. Harding hasn't had a "real job" in three years, he confesses: The traveling videos take up all of his time and even pay his bills. He also just landed a book deal and is getting ready to put his journeys onto paper.


Wei Wei and Huang Yi Xin: "The Back Dorm Boys"

Whether you think of them as the Chinese Backstreet Boys or as their more recent moniker would have it, the Back Dorm Boys, these two Asian dudes were tearin' up their hearts for the world back in 2005. The duo used a college dorm webcam to capture heartfelt, coordinated performances of the Backstreet Boys' biggest hits.

Though they may have dropped off the radar stateside, these lip-syncing sensations have by no means mothballed their careers. Wei and Huang graduated from college in 2006 with two corporate deals already in their pockets: one as spokesfolk for Motorola in China and another as bloggers and podcasters with Chinese Internet portal Sina.com. They're now in the midst of a five-year deal with Beijing media company Taihe Rye that's made them full-fledged TV stars, with appearances in commercials for major vendors such as Pepsi.

Their skill? Lip-syncing, of course.


Jennifer Ringley: "JenniCam"

For a girl who used to be on-camera around the clock, Jennifer Ringley has done a swell job of disappearing from the public eye. The now-all-grown-up Jenni shot into the spotlight in 1996 when her JenniCam Web site introduced the then-unusual concept of a 24-7 webcam. Still images captured Ringley in any activity -- sitting, reading, having sex -- with shots taken and updated every three minutes. The saga lasted for seven years.

Since shutting down the cam in 2003, Ringley has returned to private life in Northern California -- either as a social services worker or as a computer programmer, depending on whom you ask. She shuns media attention, though, and rarely pops up in formal interviews.

Ah, how we miss her.


Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine: "Ask a Ninja"

A ninja with knowledge changed Kent Nichols' and Douglas Sarine's lives forever. The comedy duo's "Ask a Ninja" Web site, in which a ninja answers all sorts of e-mail queries from viewers, took off in 2005. No matter the question -- such as 'Why is three the magic number?' -- the outfitted ninja always seemed to have an answer related to his singular passion. (You know...ninja-ing.)

Nowadays, the ninja is doing better than ever. The initial buzz may have died down, but Nichols and Sarine have built a full-time business from their zany idea. They've even produced a book that's already available in stores: "The Ninja Handbook." "The book is awesome," Nichols says. "It's a full parody of the 'Boy Scout Manual' and guides the non-ninja along the ninja path to enlightenment."

Be prepared!


Millions of people related to Vincent Ferrari's hellish customer support experience, shared worldwide via the Web. In 2006, the New York man recorded and uploaded his phone-based struggle to cancel an AOL account -- a seemingly endless loop of call center scripting that could drive anyone mad.

Ferrari, thankfully, hasn't endured any comparable calls since then. "My friends think it's because people recognize my name and don't want to risk becoming the next 'Jon,'" he says, referring to the call service employee ridiculed as a result of the recorded incident.

Ferrari now spends his time working at a cellular phone company, running a hosting company and video blogging about whatever comes to his mind.

As for the infamous call and the Internet fame that ensued, Ferrari says that he's only been recognized once. "My wife cracked up, and I was totally mortified," he remembers. He hasn't returned to AOL for Internet service, however. In fact, he says that he never even wanted to use it in the first place.

"I kept it mostly so that I had an account I could use to troubleshoot AOL installs at work," Ferrari reveals.

The Borat-like guy with a whole lotta love is still looking for lip-lock action. Mahir Cagri got his first taste of fame back in 1999 when his photo-filled Web site grabbed America's attention. Cagri claims he is the original Borat. These days, Cagri is keeping busy -- too busy, it would seem, to have time to answer my questions in person. Cagri's manager informed me that his client wouldn't be available for several weeks. He indicated that I could try e-mailing questions to Cagri at his Yahoo account (because "I have no telephone connection availability to Mahir as you have to try your chance"). Regrettably, Cagri did not see fit to reply -- talk about a kiss off!

Nonetheless, I was able to learn that the mustachioed man continues to travel and work as a "profession jurnalist." He plans to visit the United States on an "invitaion" this fall and is mulling "making some promotional PR arrangements." Cagri also continues to "make psycolojy doctora" and, of course, enjoys taking photos of "nice nude models."

Some things never change.